dennis ratface wise
He's a dwarf, a dwarf, It's plain to see, to see, He's smaller than you and me, He's a dwarf, a dwarf... (repeat)
Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle Chant
Great recording just added - makes a class ringtone for a Geordie!
When the Mags Go Marching In Chant
All geordies will be there. (Ed: Updated version)